Weather 2min. Work 5min. Kids 5min. Family rarely maybe 2min.
Clothes 10min. Shoes 20min
Men and Sex the rest of the time and we tie it in with all
of the above.
It’s clear that when chics get together there is one topic
that takes precedence over all global issues. Men and Sex. How they don’t have
a man and are not having sex. How they have a man and are having bad sex. How
they don’t have a man and are having great sex. How they have a man and are
having no sex because it’s just better that way….hahahaha!
We are brutal when it comes to men and sex. We go to great
lengths to break down the issue into its simplest form so we understand our own
shortcomings…..NOT! hahaha! All our conversations start off with the weather,
then “oh I forgot to tell you, Jim and I fucked in the heated pool last night
and u know how I hate the pool” . “Wow, were you guys alone?” And before you
know it everyone has to recite a similar water incident with a current or ex
until someone else mentions how much they hate their job.
So we try and find out why they hate a job they once loved. We
hear how the weathers is bad, the man doesn’t help with kids, his family is
always around, he complains that we shop too much and why do we need so many
pairs of shoes?! Immediate enemy on the radar. We exchange glances and then “So
when last did the two of you have sex?” All eyes on the complainer, “Weeks ago!
I had to even fake that orgasm!” Our response would be “Typical! You poor thing
you! You don’t deserve this kind of behaviour! Hes such an ass! If he spent less time complaining about our shopping and shoes he would be able to
perform better in the bedroom that lame ass of a fuck! What are you still doing
with this wanker? Remember whats his name….Neil from university he was such a
hottie and you two had crazy sex, I wonder what happen to him?” And then
everyone moves onto university stories about the older hot guys ahead of us.
Inevitably the story always comes back to the current man
and sex scene. Every women around that table will share the most explicit
detail, good or bad about their guy. It’s completely different with guys who
rarely share explicit information about their partners for fear that their
friends might conjure up some crazy fantasy about their woman. Women want to
hear what he is doing right, how he does it, how long do these sessions last
and if he is really good at all. One thing women never ever speak about is what
they do in the bedroom. Lol! Occasionally you may hear, “I just lay there and
did nothing until I came cos he really pissed me off at dinner!” LOL! Or “I saw
an email from his ex on his laptop the other day, so when we were in bed I told
him to go ask her to suck him off!”
What we do we never speak about. What he does is all we talk
about. Older relationships revolve around trying new things or the boredom and
monotony of the sex. It is really
interesting when one of us has a new relation, because we get to hear sordid
details about some new hottie. All eyes glued on the speaker, almost like
watching a documentary, a few hmmms here and wows there. Very very
entertaining.
One of particular
relevance, I had a conference at a Cricket Stadium. My partner at the time, and
I decided to wander around and eventually found a spot in the media room where
we had mind blowing sex with the most amazing view of a world class stadium coupled
with an unlocked door and an open field. This episode had the ladies attention
for weeks and every time they saw this stadium I would get a call….”Guess what
I just passed….You lucky bitch!” We share it all, Airplanes, beaches, cars,
movies theatres, pools, parks, balconies, bathrooms, change rooms, restaurants,
porn, clubs, toys, fantasies…you name it and there is a friend that did it!
We usually get together at a restaurant or at our houses.
The day we meet in a public place, we are guaranteed to get snotty glances from
the patrons, We attribute this to their lack of great sex and friends! Bursts
of laughter follow huge silences and the mood is so light hearted that we
sometimes get the managers or waiters opinions on various issues that leave
them awestruck. The single good looking men around can’t help but give us the
eye…..”Oh wouldn’t he like to be the subject of discussion here!”
Women thrive
on these girls bitching sessions and after one of these sessions we feel
refreshed, rejuvenated, free and happy. No amount of time in a psychologists
office will get you feeling this good and this is why I recommend you join the
group and experience what all this hype is about! You will not be disappointed.
We look forward to spending time with you…XX
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